Random Top Ten Lists

Okay, sometimes I get real bored and have nothing better to do. So, why not scan the net for these (often amusing) lists?

Friday, April 14, 2006

Top Ten Popular Countries for Mail Order Brides

Mail order brides? Yes, you read it right. There is no rhyme or reason for a Justin Timberlake to fly to Belarus to look for a beautiful woman when thousands of sexy American girls throw their panties at him on the stage. Guys who fly overseas to pick up chicks do so because they perceive themselves to be too damned hideous to score the "hot Barbie dolls" in America. They keep losing out to hunky Ken, yet they still don't get the message and refuse to lower their standards. Hence, with no hot young American girls giving them any attention, Ugly Otto goes to Russia with the hopes that Sexy Olga would be interested in them since Ugly Otto has more money than poor Sergei. Okay, this may be a bit harsh, but fact is, the Mail-Order-Bride industry is running strong. Here is my take on the most popular Mail Order Bride countries:

  • TEN - Lithuania
  • NINE - Latvia
  • EIGHT - Romania
  • SEVEN - Poland
  • SIX - Philippines
  • FIVE - Belarus
  • FOUR - Viet Nam
  • THREE - Thailand
  • TWO - Ukraine
  • ONE - Russia


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